oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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