so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
i believe in u and ur pee
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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