Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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