you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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