Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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