I bet he comes in French.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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