A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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