i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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