I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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