Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
