Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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