So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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