Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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