Midget sex pt 2 tonight
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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