you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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