Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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