direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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