I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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