I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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