I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
