what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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