I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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