Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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