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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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