She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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