i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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