Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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