the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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