R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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