I want to stick my p in your. b.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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