i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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