we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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