Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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