I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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