I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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