I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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