please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
handjob tips. give me some.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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