I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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