I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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