we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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