Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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