Whod you bang
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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