i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Shame - the story of my life.
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