So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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