I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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