Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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