But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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