She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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