new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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