Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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